Why Zibri Rulz

I have achieved the one-ness and perfection of Namaste! My two beautiful girlfriends, that you can see here, are in love with my newest product. The Zoogle NonSense server is finally here!
I have a new l33t team, and an amazing new website that is so good, it doesn't even need pictures on it! You can join too. Coding skillZ are not required. Speaking in full sentences is not required. Bathing, brushing your teeth, or washing your clothes...

You've all been waiting for a BIG THING. Well I've got one. It's big. It's mine. It's all your dreams come true. Even the ones you never knew. But I know. Because I know you.
I'm about to release ZiPhone 3.0. It's all new and based on my new ZiCode. It has so much power that I've had to hide most of the features. As well as further obfuscate my code. Most people didn't understand my code anyway, but this makes no sense to...

Thanks for worrying about me so much, and for all those deposits into my Swiss bank account. As soon as I figure out how to dual boot my brain, I can recover the password Jason stole, and get my millionz.
The problem with Google was all their fault. They gave bad informations on Wikipedia, about charitable causes. I know that's what I am, and that's why I deserve those public service announcements. Just because my site is Made For Adsense doesn't make...

I've been so busy counting my money, I've had no time to blog. Nevermind that hiccup with Interpol and my PayPal account. It turns out I was innocent. All I had to do was frame that stupid guy, Jason. He deserved it, for having such a cute girlfriend...