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There were a few reasons for us first setting up this 'ere film opinion delivery vector, back in the beginnings of recorded history. One of them happened to be the, in our opinion, glibly handed out short shrift given to some reviews of sequels - sequelitis...

Gerard Butler needs our help. He is struck by a terrible affliction that is causing him to gradually slip back in time, and if something isn’t done to cure his ailment soon there is a real risk he’s going to end up causing a lot of mischief.
Currently Gerard is stuck in 1992. The reason we know this is because Olympus Has Fallen, in which he single-handedly saves the White House from terrorist infestation, is clear evidence of him never having seen an action movie since Under Siege. Actually...

There is a twelve year-old child in many of us who, regardless of the development of our critical faculties, likes nothing more than imagining giant robots beating several shades of crap out of huge monsters. What excitement there was, then, when Guillermo...

Stop… Hammer time!
Perhaps wisely the newly resurrected Hammer brand has slipped stealthily under your radar, electing to sneak up from behind with the low-key, low-budget effort Wake Wood; a film that aims to recapture something of the essence of glories past while at...