Rest-O-Rust

Once Badshah Akbar' s army was engaged in a prolonged war. As a result his royal wealth ("shahi khazana") was nearly exhausted.
He asked Birbal, "How to replenish my wealth."
Birbal: You can get it from Dhanna Seth.(merchant).

"We will do it." means " You will do it."
"You have done a great job." means "More work will be given to you."
"We are working on it."  means "We have not yet started working on the same."

Views of an Indian couple in USA,
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Do Indians living in America want to go back to India?

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please help.” There were only a few coins in the hat.
A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words....