World News Korner

Wonkette provided part of a transcript, but I fleshed it out because apparently I am just that much of a glutton for punishment.
Here it is:
Hey friends! Y’know, back in the 1990s, Bill Clinton said that he wanted abortion to be safe, legal, and rare. Well, things really have changed since then, this is so unfortunate now — it appears as if Democrats, most Democrats, they want abortion to...

Courtesy of Politico:
Jeb Bush, the former Florida governor who is considering a run for president, said in an interview aired this weekend that he’s going to release about 250,000 emails from his time in office.
The move seems designed to get ahead of opposition researchers poring through his time in office — the Democratic research super PAC American Bridge already has started digging in on the candidates — but also to contrast Bush with people like New Jersey...

Courtesy of the Washingtonian:
In 2007, 15-year CIA veteran John Kiriakou told an ABC News reporter that his agency had waterboarded an Al Qaeda detainee, Abu Zubaydah, whom Kiriakou was involved in capturing in 2002. His revelation confirmed to the American public the CIA’s torture...

Sarah Palin in her "puffed up leather coat."
Courtesy of Sarah "Whip it, whip it good" Palin's Facebook page:
America Asks: "Whose Side Are You On"; Necessarily Directing This At Our President