The Witty Insults and Clever Comebacks Studio

We often find ourselves confronted with people who exasperate our patience with their asinine thoughts as well as having to pay for the cost of their stupidity. It is natural in these circumstances of wanting to contort their necks out of shape and/or...

How often have confrontational situation occur where in you were tempted to use expletives?
Instead, rise to the occasion and use witty insults or clever comebacks. Here are some examples:
1. Clever comeback to a reckless driver

"Wit laughs at everybody, humor laughs with everybody."~ Abraham Lincoln
16th U.S. President, civil rights activist, self-educated lawyer, orator, storyteller par excellence.
Many a White House visitor was put at ease by the President's good humor and yarn spinning....

During summer school breaks, Jimmy the youngest son of a friend made the rounds in our neighborhood doing odd jobs to earn some extra cash.
Among our neighbors was a cheapskate I'll hide under the name Mr. Tightwaddle. People generally avoided doing business with him because he always drive a hard bargain and they often get the short end of the deal....