Book of Quotes

The Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students “How much do you think this glass weighs?”
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’50gms!’….. ’100gms!’ …..’125 gms’ …the students answered.. “I really don’t know unless I weigh it,” said the professor, “but, my question is:...

A story tells that two friends were walking  through the desert. During some  point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.  The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand...

A baby boy David was born to a certain family.
The mum was so excited that she hardly put him down.
One day she left him sleeping and went to the garden.

A very poor man lived with his wife.
One day, his wife, who had very long hair asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well and to be well-groomed.
The man felt very sorry and said no. He explained that he did not even have enough money to fix the strap of his watch he had just broken....