Used to Be a Pizza Hut

Ah, beautiful Monroeville, Pennsylvania. A great place to buy a car, chip in a few bucks for this lovely new road they have been building for 80+ years that locals affectionately call "The Turnpike," or maybe even stop in to an old favorite restaurant...

Good sir, might I borrow your ear for a moment?
You are a classy guy, right? Upstanding. Church-going. A pillar of the community. Some may hasten to call you a chap, or a fellow, but you and I both know that you are nothing short of a gentleman.
And, for gentlemen such as yourself, there is nothing better than being in the company of other like-minded men. Perhaps, while donning a smoking jacket and sharing some titillating conversation with your social peers, you would also like to see the...

The Tonight Show, in all of its incarnations, wheelings, dealings, and disgruntled former ginger hosts, was never a Pizza Hut.
So why is it on this blog? That is the question that I had, when, a few days ago, I noticed some traffic on the site coming from NBC/Universal HQ....

Rejoice, for this UTBAPH lives on with a mission to keep us satiated and satisfied in ways that lowly greasy pizza could not!
After Dark Adult Store in Muncie, Indiana, gives the people what it wants. And butt plugs. Lots of butt plugs.
You might be thinking, "But I can't wait until after dark!" Fear not, perv. They open at 10am, so you can get your lady friend patched right up and airtight before lunchtime....