red lemonade

Hello there! This blog is defunct and has been for a very long time, and for a while I just made the whole site private for reasons that are boring and that I explain on Substack. Because I have a Substack now! It's here, if you'd like to subscribe.
Every so often I remember to check the old email account that's associated with this blog and discover that a handful of people have gotten in contact looking for the old posts and then I feel bad for disappointing them. So for anyone who does come back...

Oh boy, it's kinda been forever, hasn't it? I feel like I'm increasingly starting blog posts with some variation on that theme though. I recently (like, recently in May) started back working full time so I'm just TIRED ALL THE TIME and in bed by ten...

Here we are then! Back to the regular Sweet Valley storyline, no more unnecessarily long Super Editions where the twins go somewhere and someone is mean to them but then there's a dramatic and contrived near-death experience and everyone makes up and...

I'm here! I'm back! That was quite a bit of a lag between posts, but you see I was busy with a constant low-level panic about my job situation and what the hell I was going to do with my life for the last few months so I wasn't really in a Sweet Valley...