Orange Bricks and Tonic

Yes sir. It's finally time to introduce one of the girls I met while I was abroad. *Drum roll* I am proud to present and induct the first non-asian girl into my personal hall of shame. The Foreigner.
I lied. This girl was actually not a new girl I met. She was an old friend I haven't seen for many years. However, what really matters is that we never dated and also never had sex until recently during my trip. Therefore, when taking my primary intentions...

Ah yes, the booty request. What a great invention, at least for people who are lazy to go on the hunt at night. Sadly, it is actually quite hard to establish proper and stable booty calls. Sooner or later, one side will get emotionally attached and the...

Oh dear, the drought has finally hit me. There are just weeks where your mojo is moist and fluid, and consequently, there are weeks where your mojo is dry and brick solid. I'm sure most of you guys have experienced this. It's a just one of those cycles...

Cocky girls. Yeah, they're alright, at times. Only if they have the appearance to balance it out though. If they don't, they often need a dropkick to the face. The attitude they have going on is legendary. They are so full of themselves, it makes you...