No Cooking Clue

Update:
Time did not stand still, since I decided to sell my time. Lots of inquiries came in from people who want to know more about buying their own time. I knew most people are short of time but I never dreamed how pressed they are for extra time. See my post...

I decided to sell my time.
I have all the time in the world available for those people who don’t have any and are in desperate need for more time.
It is quite simple; my time is not worth much at the moment although it is still very much intact, it only has never been put to good use....

The most used word by white South Africans is Fok. It has been used for ages and dating back to Jan van Riebeek. It is known that when Jan van Riebeek landed in the Cape, his first comment was “Fokking hot here”
Since then the word Fok, has been used in nearly all sentences and phrases around South Africa. Common phrases used are: Fok it,Fok me, Fok you, Fok this and Fok that....

Dear Son,
I write this letter slowly, because I know you read slowly.
I want to tell you that everybody is fine here except for your father, he has punctuations in his semicolon, he has to go for an operation tomorrow but he doesn’t want to. He is always full of shit, but the doctor said if he does not go, he will be....