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Anti-vaxxers have taken to the streets today, demanding that they should be able to breathe on vulnerable people, in exactly the same way as people who have had vaccines. The angry protests began following rumours that the government will be asking people...

Thousands of people descended on the capital yesterday to demand an immediate end to Government control of the people through road signs.
The march was led by Jeremy Corbyn’s brother Piers Corbyn who told us “Highway code, Da Vinci code, it’s all a bit of a coincidence isn’t it? And everyone is in on it. Policemen, politicians, that bald bloke with the show about bad drivers, we’ve had...

Basingstoke MP Maria Miller has condemned protesters as “thugs” following the toppling of the town’s controversial statue of Jimmy Saville this week-end.
In a strongly worded statement Mrs Miller said “Many of these protesters have strong opinions. But all opinions matter including different ones. Even opinions that no-one holds matter. And the mindless destruction of historic monuments merely serves...

Boris Johnson has defended his decision to have 1960s crooner Englebert Humperdinck fronting the daily COVID 19 briefings and has insisted that “Stay Alert with Englebert” is the the most scientific way to reach much of the British public.
“People don’t know whether to go to work, stay in, go out, exercise or have a picnic. But if they can just imagine what Englebert might do in such a situation I think that provides some much needed clarity” Mr Johnson told the Andrew Marr show this morning...