So You want to Move to Arizona

It has taken awhile, probably too long now, but I would like to run for Governor of Arizona.
After talking to the Democratic Party of Arizona they suggested I run as a Republican.
After talking to the Republican Party they hinted I should run as an Independent....

The so-called brain trust here known as ADOT (Arizona Department of Transportation) loves to shut down major freeways on holiday weekends, like Easter, to pave roads. The problem is they usually shut them all down, leaving almost no major freeway accessible...

This dip wad Liberal, as you probably know was appointed by President Obama as Homeland Security Director. She has no qualifications for that job other than she's a Liberal and kisses Obama's butt.
As governor of Arizona she couldn't stop the flow of Illegals into Arizona and made little effort to do so....

You remember when I spoke of the former Arizona Governor, Janet Napolitano (Democrat) and the new Governor Jan Brewer (Republican), we also have another idiot named Phil Gordon, Mayor of Phoenix.
First Napolitano says we don't have a border problem, this is the moron that President Obama made Homeland Security Director. The new Arizona Governor, Jan Brewer says we need to do something so her answer to every frigging thing is raise taxes. Then...