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After A LOT of walking - basically non-stop activity from 1am until delivery, I was sent to an l&d room at 4pm ish, at 4 cms and we'll just say by the time anesthesiology got there, I was more than ready for my epi... Platelets were great, thank...

Here's my - apparent - list of things to do when you think you MIGHT be in labour...
(1) Lie in bed for 2 hours convincing yourself that, even though you are having "cramps" and generally feel like things are happening, you're not in labour.
(2) Clean your floors. By hand. With multiple Clorox wipes....

I started this list the other morning at 4am, when I couldn't sleep... which is number one of my list for "You know you're full term when..."
(1) You are exhausted constantly but apparently don't require sleep during the night anymore.
(2) When you get on the scale, you don't know which previously stored weight is your own or your husbands....

So please don't call me to check...
Don't you just love this time during your pregnancy where (1) you can't call any member of your family because they answer the phone with an insanely excited "HI!" because they are 100% convinced you're calling to say your water broke... when in fact...