3B Theater: Micro-Brewed Reviews

We open in the offices of the Emperor Life Insurance Company, where Albert Tuttle is currently bragging-it-up to a co-salesman about how he managed to land as a client the eccentric tycoon, Cyrus J. Rutherford. Seems this Rutherford’s total net-worth...

Okay. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Two bickering siblings are on their way to a rural cemetery to place a commemorative wreath on their mother’s grave. As they get closer to their destination, behind the wheel, brother Johnny’s grumpiness...

Our destination today is the Isle of Evil as we make our way from the beach, through a jungle, to a spooky old castle at its center -- specifically, the highest parapet, which houses the lab of Baron Von Frankenstein, where the mad doctor is currently...

We open in darkness with a dubious disclaimer, warning the viewer that what we are about to see is based on a true story, with the majority of the people in the picture actually portraying themselves in the interest of authenticity and, in most cases...