Clean Christian Jokes

Today's category: Sunday School
Fireman's Dog
A Sunday School helper was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties....

Today's category: Hypocrites
Thou Shalt Not Lie
A Minister was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.

Today's category: Blondes
Blonde Jockey
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to...

Today's category: Mistakes
The First Stall
Leaving Miami for Ft Lauderdale, I decide to stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go into the bathroom. The first stall is taken, so I go into the second stall. I had just sat down when I hear a voice from the other stall.........