if i didn't have a sense of humor

I can state for fact that every woman reading this ad wishes these underwear were still popular.
Oh sure, when you’re young and thin, thongs and bikinis are fun.  When you’re young, nothing bothers you, not even when your underwear try to kill you.
But as you reach your forties, you long for granny panties.  Sure, they aren’t much to look at, but like a pair of comfy shoes, so are granny’s.  Comfort is a wonderful thought....

Just another day at the office for Ralph and Marty.
Marty’s a little peeved because Ralph is strutting around the office in his underwear – just like he does on Ladies’ Day at the club.
You see, Ralph can’t help that Munsingwear undies glorify his manly figure! “Clings as snug as a bug in a rug!” he shouts, while Marty stands helplessly in his Unionsuit....

Jack, Stu, Arnie and Ralph.
They work for Interpol.
They work hard.  They sweat.

Mom and dad are pretty psyched.
They just remodeled the kitchen and got all matchy-matchy on the appliances.
You see,  Frigidaire sold them on the idea of making the kitchen the "happy hub" of their home.  "Just start with one appliance" says Frigidaire, "then add..."...