Hyperbole and a Half Extra Pages

Here is a short demonstration of the sheer versatility of the Lounging Brian Kibler Playmat: 
And that's not even all the things you can do with it!!
The possibilities are endless!

Once Upon a Time, I went to a sushi restaurant with some of my friends.
One of those friends was Brian.
Several glasses of wine later, I noticed a little bowl full of wasabi sitting near the edge of the table. 

Congratulations! You have successfully not ordered my book!
I understand that not everyone who finds themselves on my book page will want to order my book, and I wanted to provide those people with a convenient way to not order it. I certainly wouldn't want anyone to panic and become trapped on the page because...

You have clicked the backup order button, so I can only assume that the unthinkable has happened and the original order button became dysfunctional somehow. Or maybe you just clicked it to see what would happen.
Either way, it's a good thing I planned ahead and made this other button:...