Dafty News

In a surprise move, the BBC has announced that the Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, and the head of The Palestinian Liberation Organisation, Mahmoud Abbas, will be pitting their culinary skills against each other in the forthcoming series...

In the early 1900s, all of Britain’s newly-manufactured nautical ropes were sent to Rotherhithe in south-east London, where highly skilled artisans would season the raw hemp by passing wind over the coiled ropes in specially designed sheds, or, Gruff...

A 32-year-old London woman told of her intense shame last night as she admitted interacting with total strangers on public transport.
Tracy Dell, a legal secretary from Whitechapel, told newsmen: I was on the number 24 bus from Victoria to Hampstead Heath when, to my horror, I saw that the driver had collapsed at the wheel and that we were heading straight for a shop front in Charing...

The keeper of the Thames Automatic Lightvessel, anchored at Trinity Wharf in London’s Docklands, has told Dafty News that he indulged in weekly sex sessions with the primus stove that he uses to cook his nightly suppers.
Toby Dell, 57, has been the keeper on board the floating lighthouse since 1985, leaving the confines of the ship just once in 1994 when the weekly supply launch couldn’t deliver his provisions due to bad weather, forcing Mr Dell to swim to the quayside...