CupcakesOMG!

Do you like dip? Who am I kidding...do you breathe?? Then this is the chicken for you. With a minor substitution, you can make a nearly flawless Paleo meal of your favorite dip pretending to be healthy by adding "spinach" to its name!
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Amazingly, Countess Luann didn't make up "eggs a la francaise." They're a thing and they exist and they're wonderful and paleo.
Eggs A La Francaise
Serves 1 (or 2 skinnies)

Tell me the last time you ate a radish. Do you need a minute to remember. Go ahead...take your time.
Do you remember now? Meh, that's okay; it's not like the radish is a particularly memorable vegetable anyway. What do you even eat radishes with/on? Kind of shitty salads sometimes? Maybe in a crudite platter, if you really think hard about it?...

"Avocados are SO 2014," is what you would say if you never came across this blog post, but you won't, because I just catapulted this fatty berry into the year 2015.
For too long, we passionate paleo (or substitute your less annoying word here) practitioners have been boxed into the guacamole corner, sucking at the teet of avocado toast and Jack White's rigorous, albeit delicious, rider demands, but NO MORE, friends...