B is for Cookie

Roasted (discount rack) vegetables with (random cupboard) spices and a honey (yellow, not grainy) mustard dressing, topped with a (poorly) poached egg.
Bon appétit! 

It's great to have goals. Mine include:
Buy new shoelaces so my left converse isn't held together with a very short, frayed piece of string
and

Another craft fail. Again.
I wanted to make pretty potato stamp "art" but I only had a sweet potato and it was really hard to cut flat so my stamps had warbly bits and then I also can't make straight lines and I really need to start working and not have crafts be the only thing...

Supposedly if you draw with sharpie on porcelain then bake it, it'll become permanent. In my experience, this is false. However, any accidental bits of shmutz that got on the plate will stay on long after you've stopped scrubbing away the sharpie.
But as long as they don't need to be washed, they make nice jewellery or key holders, or a fancy ash tray if this was the 1950's and people still smoked inside....