Barbed Wire Boudoir

The sex blogger now known as Bert
Was demanding and terribly curt
I said "where's your class?"

I met a sex blogger called Bert
Who was eager to see women squirt
But in porn it's just piss

It's a good question, one that remains both unasked and unanswered.
I found myself back in here by chance. A random comment on Facebook led to a dormant synapse suddenly jolting back into life and firing off a brief, brilliant memory of The Improbable Adventures of Hermione Saucebucket. Suitably inspired, I logged into...

As any woman with an online presence will know, there are times when you receive messages from men who have clearly handed over editorial control to their gonads.
Such communications vary in quality, from the obvious, but forthright "I really want to fuck you" to the more eloquent, poetical efforts of the horny intellectual, but the sentiment remains the same....