Awesomely Bad Lyrics

Hey guys, aren't hurricanes awesome? Yeah, hurricanes! ROCK!!!
It's early morning / The sun comes out / Last night was shaking / And pretty loud
Because a devastating hurricane struck your impoverished community, killing thousands and leaving only destruction and despair in its wake? What a sad yet hopeful song you have penned here, Klaus Meine. I hope this inspires a nation to help you rebuild...

This song is just a brilliant melange of nonsense and I love it.
Notorious / Notorious/ No-no-notorious
Here we go! I hope you're all bristling with anticipation.

Quick fun fact before we get started: The "Guns" part of Guns 'n' Roses comes from L.A. Guns lead singer Tracii Guns, who was the band's lead guitarist (briefly) before being replaced by Slash. I have no idea where the "Roses" part comes from, though...

Ahhh. What have I gotten myself into?
OK, I wasn't going to do a preamble for this one, because it is so long, so very long (that's what she said), but Wikipedia has so many juicy little tidbits to tantalize me. So here they are, bulleted:
This song reached number one in twenty-eight countries, the first being Australia on September 4, 1993, where it stayed for 8 weeks, becoming the highest selling single of the year there. It stayed at number one for seven weeks in the United Kingdom...