Banned by HWA! News and Observations About Armstrongism and the Church...

Ted and Fred have a dream...
No one in their right mind who has ever been part of the Worldwide Church of God—even for just a few years—knows for a fact that Herbert Armstrong and the church did not place any real significance on dreams, particularly the feverish dreams of would...

Why does literally everything in the world around us have to be twisted into some grand Satanic plot to destroy humanity?
Herbert Armstrong absolutely despised country music and insisted his followers should only swoon over classical. Back when backwards masking and subliminal messages were the hot panic of the day, we got sermon after sermon about demons literally hiding...

One glorious constant has shone through the smoking rubble after the Great Implosion: every single splinter group has breathlessly adopted the oh-so-biblical Catholic model of top-down "church government" as the only heavenly-approved path to Jesus....

Behold the breathtaking majesty of Samuel Kitchen’s glittering Worldwide Church of God reboot—still bravely tumbling headfirst down the rabbit hole like it’s auditioning for the role of “most delusional splinter ever.” Our visionary leader has apparently...