When I Reach

dufus is a lot of fun,
He's rarely without a pun,
So let me just say,

Happy New Year everyone!
(insert orgasmic fireworks pic of choice here)
Yes,  I'll be baaaack.

Sailing.  There's nothing like it.
It's a very unique form of transportation, especially these days where gas prices are skyrocketing, and taking out the motor cruiser for a day trip will guilt you into having to catch dinner.
With sailboats, no gas is required.  Fishing is optional....

Years ago I said that I hated cheese.  I can now eat those words – and eat better cheese, too.  For, you see, the only cheese that I was familiar with when I was very young was those nasty processed cheese slices.
Oh, I so hated that cheese.  Not only did it taste awful, it would stick to the roof of my mouth and for hours thereafter lingered the essence of vomital aftertaste....