WTF? How did this happen?

Happy Eve of New Year's Eve.
I hope everyone had a great Christmas (or whatever holiday you so observe).
I didn't take any vacation over the holidays because I have five kids living at my house right now.  I know you just winced when you read that.  Needless to say, I'm at work....

And I apologize.  I would blame the holidays or work or whatever but really, who cares?
So have I mentioned that I hate the holidays?  I truly wish I could pass out on November 1 & wake up March 1.  Yeah, I know....that's longer than the holiday season but there's a reason:  February.  I hate it, too.  Let me backtrack & start with...

I confess:
I haven't blogged recently (duh).  Because I had other people things to do.
I am 30 minutes late for work nearly every day.  But it's ok.  They know I'm here late every day, too.

Here's a Friday funny....it didn't actually happen last night but I will admit that it did happen to me.  No shit.  This was the email I sent to my friends who I knew would appreciate the story, LOL.  Here goes:
I went to bed last night. Got up around 3am to pee. I'm sitting there peeing, finish, and go to stand up when my foot slides forward, out from under me. I immediately fall backwards into the toilet, hitting it so hard that the tank shattered and water...