Wrighty7

Let's be straight down the line here. Alexis Sanchez is on his toes.
It's no big secret. Arsenal have as much chance of keeping him beyond his contract as I do taking Gal Gadot down the boozer and then making sweet, sweet love to her all night. And then having a bit of a bacon sandwich in the morning....

Football is about enjoyment is it not?
Well, I think so. I enjoy football and I particularly like Arsenal Football Club. I also like big butts and I cannot lie.
Now let's be honest, last season was a little bit pony weren't it in many ways?

Let's have it right, the terms AKB or WOB are a fucking embarrassment.
Whenever I stick my nut on Twitter and see someone having a pop at someone else, and they're calling them either of the above, I feel like throwing my phone/laptop against the wall and looking for a wimp to have a fight with who I can hopefully beat...

Seri-arse-ly, and I mean seri-arse-ly, how good is Nacho Monreal?
When he first signed for Arsenal I couldn't believe we'd signed someone named after a Mexican delicacy.
But all food puns aside, the man has sizzled since joining us. Like fajitas...........