The Zeppelin Diaries

 Hey guys!  Lombok is (according to a recent set of notes by the authors) going to release a new iteration of Builder!  Now, the Builder annotation hasn't gotten a lot of attention, but mark this-- it's the first time Java is going to have honest-to...

"I find myself skeptical of your venture, Mahon.  While the second Death Star itself is surely too big to fail, the Empire has been late in its payments more than once in recent years, and the... size of this debtor makes collection awkward in many ways...

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TIMMY:  "But I don't wanna clean my room!"

Going into the third quarter of the year [DATA EXPUNGED], the Binns and Gromnir Plastics and Heavy Industry concern is likely to experience high growth.  This growth is driven in large part by their plans to implement a brand-new method of extracting...