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    FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie

    WASHINGTON—Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Guthrie had at last been located. “This morning before...

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    Pitchers And Catchers Report To Spring Training Dance

    FORT MYERS, FL—Arriving in their nicest cleats, freshly oiled gloves, and carefully applied eye black in hopes of dazzling their coaches and peers, Major League Baseball pitchers and catchers reported to the annual Spring Training Dance Friday, marking...

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    What To Know About TrumpRx

    TrumpRx has officially launched. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new government website.
    Q: What is TrumpRx?
    A: A strange line item you’ll see pop up on your credit card bill 15 times in a row.

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    ‘Yo! Taylor! Have You Seen This Shit?’ Yells Travis Kelce, Watching Lena Dunham ...

    LEAWOOD, KS—Struggling to contain his shock and amazement Friday when he recognized a familiar face on TV, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly yelled to his fiancée, Taylor Swift, “Yo! Taylor! Have you seen this shit?” after happening...

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