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Remember Radio Shack, fax machines, and the Zune? No? Well, congrats on not being old.
All that retro tech seems like ages ago, yet in some ways, not much has changed. Sure, today’s technology is miles ahead of what we had in the ’80s, ’90s, and early 2000s, but is it really that different? The internet was slow, but it existed. Computer...

If you’ve lived in a college dorm or apartment, you’ve probably heard your neighbors in the throes of — ahem — passion.
Not intentionally, of course.
Unless it was intentional, which is a little weird, but not illegal, so go for it.

Growing in the ’80s felt like living out a scene from a comic book or TV show. Suddenly, you had no adults watching over you. No parents? What a dream!
But for Generation X kids, this was reality. We said goodbye to our parents as we caught the school bus, knowing we’d have to handle our own meals, look after younger siblings, and generally take care of ourselves until they got back....

Marriage is when the happily ever after begins, right?
Well, not always. Sometimes it’s a big ol’ mess and that’s where the fun begins.With that in mind, let’s enjoy this week’s batch of tweets about the pitfalls of wedded bliss.
If you’re married, these will make you laugh. And if you’re not, they’ll just make you very relieved. Either way, enjoy!...