THE SMILINGTON POST

And I am saying it.
This just in: Aside from saying nothing, I also have nothing to add to the nothing I just said.

OK, SO WHO DROPPED A LARGE BUCKET OF HATE INTO THE FRENCH WATER SUPPLY?
First the French government went a bit mad about the Burqa and decided to ban it.
Some former French goverment, it seems, also saw fit to have a French Constitution too and this burqa ban has now raised questions of constitutionality and concerns about personal freedoms and religious stereotyping....

THE RAND BRAND
My sister read Rand's The Fountainhead and was completely revolted by her bleak vision of human social interactions. She portrays all acts of kindness as acts of pure selfishness in the end. In Randworld, altruism is a form of glib selfishness....

FINDING A MANDRAKE
This can be the hardest part of the process.
A good mandrake is a root which is in the form of a human, appearing to have arms and legs and often genitals too, it offers the vegetable equivalent of a human life force in mythology so digging up large plants to find a really good mandrake can take...