Sara Spelled Without an H

Do you ever have conversations with the 16 year old version of yourself?
Sure you do.
I don't do this deliberately or with great intention, but every now and then I catch myself thinking, "This is not at all where I thought I'd be when I was sixteen..." Mind you, it's supposed to be a passing notion, meant to inspire wistful glances at...

I tried really hard not to write this post because I wanted to be classy.  That went out the window at exactly 7:30 this morning.
'Round about that time, I was ripped from my sleep when the sound of 47 chainsaws came screaming from the kitchen and into my ears....

Hey, it's okay...
...if you got in trouble last week for PASSING A NOTE IN CLASS.
Wait, nope.  No, that's not okay.

September has pretty much been the worst thing to happen since clear Pepsi.  The suckathon began September 2nd and stayed strong, popping up right on through the 30th.
Tomorrow is the first day of October and let me just say, I'm not putting up with September's shit anymore.  So, I've decided October needs to be wildly excellent.  And because I'm the laziest kid in town, I'm going to need you guys to fix it for me...