Ramblings of an Off Child!

For most lezbeans of my generation, Charlie's Angels occupies a very special place in our hearts and in our underpants. Sooo, when I first heard that there was to be a Charlie's Angels reboot, I was super excited! I couldn't really pinpoint the reason...

we'd be called The Belligerent Bums. Our shows would be EPIC!
In the middle of warbling through the greatest hits of Whitesnake, Winger, Warrant, and other 80s rock bands whose names start with W, we'd, abruptly, stop, swan dive into the audience, and start panhandling....

I had a co-worker who would constantly use the the phrase, "bad juju" to describe a bad situation. I'd be all, "Dude, why are you late?" He'd be all, "Dude, I missed my bus. Bad juju!"
I would call him an anti-semitic, stuttering bastard. Then, we'd laugh and laugh and laugh... because, we were douchebags!...

Previously, on America's Next Top Model, blah, blah, blah.
The models make their way back to the crib and immediately start admiring the picture of Kasia, on the wall. See, she won best picture this week, and she feels like she totally deserved it because she worked really hard....