omgwtfjusthappened...?

this is a touching story of an old woman suffering from dementia(memory loss)...
...
she touched me on my neck...

there's this chinese/hongkong guy in my batch who wears goggles for glasses hence his nickname "goggles". he is the very jinjang and i think he thinks its cool to wear those weird-ass goggles to hospital. and well, i dont talk to him for obvious reasons...

udah tahun ketiga saya dia perantauan belajar perubatan ya. ini tahun kena buat benda2 clinical seperti ambil darah.
jadik, saya ambil darah dari patient ini. perfect! sekarang, turn kawan aku pulak. malangnya, tiada patient yang mau diambil darahnye oleh student. jadik, nurse ni pun jadi volunteer. dia tidak tahu itu kesilapan yang amat besar sekali....

i had to go to a patients home to interview him about his disease.
this patient had a dog. and during the whole interview, i think the dog was humping my leg.
... yes. it was humping my leg. a dog... was humping my leg. humping... hump.... sex.