Music and Hot Sauce

Today, Hollywood’s most hidden vice isn’t drug abuse—it’s Botox. Practically every week, the tabs have a story on how some star’s admitted going to rehab to kick one substance or another, but you ever see an actress admitting her addiction to Botox....

You can always tell how trendy a club is by the number of boldface names have been seen there recently. If a club’s hot, you’re bound to have heard of Paris, Lindsay and at least one Kardashian hanging out there. And some purveyor of overpriced vodka...

I’m skipping the overexposed acts like Britney, Miley, Madonna etc., who actually work. These played-out losers can’t sell tickets, or much of anything else. If they all disappeared tomorrow, no one would miss them.
1. Speidi
The Hills mediahos Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have managed to keep themselves in the spotlight way after their 15 minutes should be up. What’s next—the sex tape, The 911 call for domestic violence, or the “trial separation?”...

If she’s working a pole, that is. I was doing a little discount shoe shopping at 6pm.com when I came across these elegant Lucite heels with a very special feature—a drawer for tips. Hey, that makes perfect sense. When you’re twirling around a pole buck...