Love Lauren

I thought it was time to upgrade my standard of men. I’m in LA so thought, mmm, who’s my ideal man? Donny Darko: Jake Gyllenhaal! He’s my idea of the perfect looking man (Jason Schwatrzman- close second).
I have a very definite type and it’s called Jake....

I recently faced a rather epic rejection. If I didn’t know better, I could have taken it personally.
You don’t get more in-your-face personal than this:
“As I got to know you over the week, I grew to not really like the person I was getting to know.”

Disclaimer: I love Beyonce and this song. But it perpetuates fantasy delusion. So, Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls… can we talk equality here for a minute?
I’m all for calling out liars and manipulators on this blog. It’s fun to rant about ‘fuck boy’s’ and play victim. It’s such a popular role and it’s relatable. It’s so easy to write too. But I’m bored of the stories, because they’re bullshit....

The first time I left was October 2010…
A few months prior I’d had a bumper bashing which resulted in my car being written off. A car had been in front of me as I entered a turning circle. Only I when I hit, did I see it. The car was my husbands. Blocking my way. Poetic how the bashing symbolised...