jessee's spot

One day I realized that it had been a while since my youngest climbed into bed with me in the middle of the night. It had always been a very regular thing... each night it was inevitable. I'd hear her little feet running so fast down the dark hall between...

As Trump so callously tossed around the comment that doctors could casually and unemotionally “rip the baby from your womb literally days before its due date,” during the final presidential debate, I couldn’t help but feel my blood boil. The same way...

Oh, yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. A guy completely put his face in my boobs. Like, a guy that isn't my husband or like, Paul Rudd.
CAN YOU BELIEVE SOMEONE WOULD DO THAT?
Like, what in God's name would give a person that I'm barely an acquaintance with, the impression that I was all like, come hither and mash your face in my boobs? While I am standing at a bar next to my daughter and brother-in-law, basically looking...

I'd like to think never.
I mean, whenever if I ever were to smoke pot, I'd be laughing at dumb things and swearing like a sailor and staring off into space thinking about weird existential things for extended periods of time. Like time and space. Not that that ever happened...