The Independent Rage

All in all, the 2016 gop-er class has turned out to be little more than an analogous group of rummies to the 2012 assortment.  To wit:
- Marco Rubio:  The perspiration-challenged, repetitive Cuban Waterboy was definitely not ready for prime time.  Painful performance....

Hilary's title, in contrast, is largely set in stone. To wit: Hilary the Hoary I (i.e. the First), illustrious and esteemed successor to His Lord Majesty King Nothing. Make Way!
But what shall we call slimeball Bill?  Suggestion: Slick Willy should play off the ol' ball-and-chain's title for purposes of his own moniker, but keep it far shorter:  If she's the Hoary One, then he should be, simply put, Billy the Whorey....

Hilary hasn't had a figure remotely approaching any of these hot little numbers since her formative years in the Roaring Twenties.  Even if she did dance a mean Charleston back then (allegedly).
http://www.majorten.com/popular/21-women-who-struggled
http://video.foxnews.com/v/4800568397001/kennedy-hillarys-an-old-teabag-steeped-in-corrupt-politics/?#sp=show-clips...

One four-year-old  was "left bloody" and "many toddlers were pushed into the mud" by the "marauding parents," according to the linked story.  Little surprise that a story replete with depraved anarchy, anger, violence, and madness would come from Connecticut...