Illogical Ramblings

My date with girl B was incredible. She has the longest legs I ever saw. She kisses so softly and passionately I disappear into the mist with every kiss. She dances like a professional. She doesn’t drink much, so I haven’t either.
I like her.
My date with Girl A is cancelled. I just couldn’t bring myself to have a sex date the night after such an amazing date. Yup, I didn’t follow through with being a jerk. I just couldn’t. Girl A is upset, but I feel a lot better. I guess it’s true that...

I met girl B today. And she is everything I described and perceived. I am looking forward to our REAL date Friday night. And I’m looking forward to C&W dancing again!
Girl A, the wild one, is sort of off the charts horny. She wants to know if I have another girl so she can have a lesbian / three way experience. In a way it’s getting creepy. But there is no way I am passing on 42D’s....

Ok . . . . so this is fun but hard.
I mentioned earlier this week that there are two new ladies in my life, Lady A and Lady B. Lady A is a case worker and Lady B is a Massage Therapist and was a cheerleader. Lady A is attractive and endowed with those 42D’s. Lady B is freakin’ gorgeous...

My mother once told me a very interesting story about her past. When she was young she had 6 brothers and she was the only girl and the youngest sibling. This story is about a prank her brothers pulled on her.
As soon as she was old enough to recognize things, all her brothers told her that horses were called cows and that cows were called horses. And my mother had no reason to doubt them. Every time the brothers were around my mother they would perpetuate...