The Health Legume

I watched TWO documentaries last night. In a triumphant effort to expand my mind. It's huge now. My brain. That is.
Back to the documentaries. "Super Skinny Me" and "Super Slim Me." Both found on YouTube. Same sort of unoriginal title. Same sort of premiss. Both about smart, healthy women. Going on stupid, unhealthy diets. The women are all journalists...

And Whatnot.
Stories are supposed to have a moral. Examples. Little Red Riding Hood: If your Grandma looks like a wolf, she is a wolf. Jack and Jill: When walking, always wear a helmet. Always. 3 Little Pigs:  If your neighbor is a wolf, don't taste...

Ah, no. Freedom for me.
We quit. But before you pull out the hammer and nails, hear me out. We started the cleanse to feel good. Day 1, fine. Day 2, good. Day 3, fine. Day 4, shit*. Day 5, shit**.I get that there are supposed to be highs and lows. And it was very helpful to...

That, my friends, is the sound of us hitting the wall.
I hit first. Being the trendsetter that I am. John followed shortly thereafter. Most would chalk that up to us being on the same diet. I believe it's because I look so good running madly into a wall. You can decide for yourselves....