Osu! Tatakae! Nippon!

Japan is considering whether to change its capital city to either Osaka or Nagoya, according to this article from the Sofia News Agency. I'm not going to say that that article is clearly bullshit, but I am going to heavily imply it.
It's a story which I cannot corroborate from any non-Sofia sources, even five pages into multiple Google searches. That's strike one against it. Sofia News also provide no direct citations. Strike two. The only source it briefly mentions is ITAR-TASS...

Want to see something that'll blow your pants off? Then you can either look at this sped-up visual representation of the Japanese earthquakes since the 11th of March, or you can go to Windmill Street in Soho after 10pm.
Stay on that visualisation until 2pm on the clock and I promise you won't forget it in a hurry. Ditto for Windmill Street but make that midnight....

Hey! I'm back! Did you miss me? What? 'No'? Oh. Well I'm back anyway, so you'll have to deal with it! What? You don't have to because you can just go read Our Man In Abiko for your current affairs jokes fix? Oh.
Look, I know this is all a bit weird - it's been 20 months since I last blogged on here. But I didn't plan it that way! You know I still love you, right? Nothing's changed. Oh, except the Prime Minister. Twice. And Ueto Aya (my long-standing Future Wife...

I posted a video up last December, made by these guys. Here's the video again:
At the end of last month, Japan Probe posted the new TBS intro for its election coverage. Have a watch:
Notice any similarities?