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I’m going to start this off by saying yes, I know. I know I’ve made some decisions that really should have led to my demise years ago. The fact that I’m still upright and moving about the world (mostly) unencumbered by shit that, statistically, should...

A few years back, I made what ended up being one of the bigger mistakes of my life: Answering a “Help Wanted” ad on Craigslist with the heading:
LOOKING FOR AN ADMINISTRATIVE ROCK STAR!
I know, I know…if you’ve read any of my other stories, you’d think, “How could this possibly be one of the bigger mistakes of your life? You’ve done some really stupid shit.” And I’m with you there, seriously. So maybe I’ll just call it, “making one...

I have tried to write this several times over last few days since the Katie Hill story broke. If you’re not familiar with Hill, she’s the newcomer congresswoman who recently resigned after her estranged, abusive husband released nude photos of her in...

I met a wild woman years ago, an amazing, eccentric goddess named Joan who fancied herself a “job collector.”
“I’ve had 47 jobs in my life,” she declared one night over dinner, “it would KILL me to remember them all.” She sipped from her wine glass, “Oh I’d rather not. Let’s not, how dull. Though there have been a few worth remembering, oh boy…” It was one of...