Bibik Nyonya

Last weekend got leng cai cashier at Starbucks flirting with Lau Niang lei. Sungguh tak sangka merk tetap cantik menawan walaupun muka sudah tembam macam char siu pau. So i still have some holiday weights; bite my chinese ass if you dun like then.
So this guy, he's a really cute malay guy standing behind the cashier counter. He has the beautifulest eyes that sparkles everytime you look into it and he keeps on flashing this smile that makes me blush all the time....

So i posted some u-toobs without writing a proper post. What....you think i'm lazy?! Why you judging me? Cozzz i'm blllaaaacck?!?!
Wrrr I do??! Wrr..wrr..wrrr I do??! Wrrrr I do??! Wrrr...wrrr..Wrrr I do?!?!

Following on with the conversation between me and the unfortunate engineer whom i love driving up the wall so much....we had another episode only yesterday. So yesterday...we ended having up having me raving on my fetish for Lucy Liu again.
Me: I tell you a secret. My twin sister is actually Lucy Liu....

Wah suddenly Lau Niang so crever so intelectual ada hati want to teach everyone how to use an autoclave. Do you even know what an autoclave is?! What in gay hell is an autoclave? I learned this fancy word while chatting with a fellow engineer chatter...