Bechara Bandhu

You spend 30% of your life in office. Let's make the best out of it. Before that, let's clear up one thing: You are not expected to think out of box. You are just expected to spend as much time as possible inside the box; called cubicle.
Now, let's get to some of the important components of this horrible place called 'Office'...

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’13… Get Married.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, marriage would be it. The long term benefits of marriage have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my friend’s Facebook post-marriage pictures…I will...

Friend: Does your account show 1cr now?
Me: Why would it do that?
Friend: Because I sent you.

My job in this world is done!
..So there's this restaurant in Basel that I often end up having my dinner at. The guy who serves food greets me everytime, sometimes by saying Namaste or Vanakkam and sometimes, Asla Walekum. I generally nod. One day he came up to me and asked in his...